Friday, October 30, 2009

Teenagers actually did invent sex - in 1906 say historians

Historians working for the Nuffield Institute for Health have discovered that teenagers actually did invent sex.  Their studies have also pinpointed the date for this radical innovation as sometime in the spring of 1906. 

The Nuffield Institute for Health commissioned Professor Pradeep Singh and his team from the University of Newcastle to carry out the investigation as part of a wider study into how attitudes to sex and sexuality have evolved since recorded history began. 

Professor Singh’s team spent months studying contemporary documentation, literature and oral traditions before making their startling discovery.  ‘We discovered that prior to 1906, the human race reproduced by a variety on non-penetrative methods – ranging from sleeping under a gooseberry bush at full moon, kissing when leaning against a maypole or holding hands after dark whilst unchaperoned – the process depending upon one’s social and economic standing.’

‘Then suddenly we began to find evidence of an explosion of sexual activity amongst young people.’ he reported.  ‘In every piece of documentation we found references to teenagers, shall we say, at it like rabbits.’ What Professor Singh had stumbled upon was concrete evidence that, sometime during the spring of 1906, a young couple had discovered, as he put it in his findings ‘that piece A slotted into groove B – and after a bit of experimentation one or two other places as well.’

The race is now on to identify this trailblazing couple and perhaps trace their descendants, and Professor Singh is keen to be at the forefront of this search.  ‘To successfully locate the progeny of these sexual pioneers would be a dream come true.  I’d just love to show them the evidence and ask them how proud they felt to know that their great, great grandparents really were a couple of little f*ckers.’ 

(Written 11 Mar 2009)

What Would a Follower of Christ Watch?

First off I’d like to address the title of this journal entry. In very few ways to I believe that I have truly addressed the topic of “What Would a Follower of Christ Watch?”. I believe to address it as if there could be some sort of “do and do not” watch list, would be to reduce God to something stagnant and written. What should and should not be watched is much more personal than I could possibly address below. It has to do with the relationship that each of us might have with the God that gave Jesus for the sacrifice of our sins. Without further ado however, I present the below.

I had originally started to put this together for a movie night for a group of teens. They wanted me to get this movie list to them a lot quicker than this. However with such a short time left I know that they will not be able to use my recommendations now. So, my primary purpose for composing this is more for reflection and prayer. Most of them will not get to see this until ‘after’ the JCF get together.

 

JCF Movie List The following movies were put together by the JCF. As I looked over the list and thought of the titles of the movies, I wondered what each of them “stood for”. I didn’t know the answer to the question however. I also didn’t know whether Christ was in front of every decision that each of them made when selecting the movies. In other words did each of them ask theirself “In reflecting on how much God loves me and the life that Jesus has given for me, what kind of things does God want me to listen to and watch? What kinds of things does God want me to be exposed to so I will become the kind of son or daughter that God wants me to be.”. Check out this resource.
How to use the review below You can click on each of the movie title names in order to see a review that I looked at. Facing the Giants I think this movie looks pretty good. Though I do think the sentiment described in this link is something that should be considered while watching it. Oh, and here is the quote from the previous link “Troubled by it: This response comes, surprisingly enough, from Christians who feel the message of the film is that no matter how bad your problems are, if you turn them over to God, every single problem will come out with the happy ending for which you pray. You’ll get a raise. Someone will replace your old car. Your team will win. Your infertile marriage will be blessed with (multiple) children. Get a grip, they say. God doesn’t work this way.” High School Musical (HSM 3) From what I read about it I like it. Twilight I didn’t think the violence and sensuality were things that any of us (including myself) needed to fill ourselves up with. UP Looks like Fun Hannah Montana (The movie) Not crazy about this movie because of the “worldy” things that it teaches us to admire. I haven’t seen this movie, I’ve only looked at the reviews so I could be wrong. But if I ever watch a movie and I see people get excited because someone has the “cool stuff” or the “cool life” then I immediately think to myself that Jesus and his disciples were the only ones that had the ‘real’ cool life. Kimmy Dora My first impression of this movie was that it was funny and relatively harmless. I’ll spare the reader of some of my more personal convictions regarding the life we should live motivated by Christ. I’ll leave those for another time. YaYa & Angelina I think in “modern society” that are a lot of things that we find amusing that God (in His wisdom) does not want us to find amusing. And if we have the heart of God, if we love the same things that He loves and hate the same things that He hates, then  rebellion will be one of these things. In Rom 1:30-32 we can read how those that are insolent and/or disobey their parents are on equal terms with those that are faithless, heartless, and ruthless. … Do we show that we approve of these kinds of things by our laughter? Clover Field In the first review that I saw I didn’t see anything in the description that seemed too far off base. However I heard Gilbeys mention that there was too much gore in this movie. And since I hadn’t watched it I decided I would trust Gilbeys’ assessment on this. Better to lean on the side of caution. But then I saw this review and a youtube video. And I have to say that the intensity of this film is something that I personally don’t want lurking around in my heart. “Above all else, guard your heart,for it is the wellspring of life.” – Proverbs 4:23 Death Note 1,2,3 This is a movie about a deranged serial killer and how he tries to take over the world. Is there anything admirable there? “…whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.” - Philippians 4:8
I am Legend Hopefully I’ll have time to flesh my thoughts out on this one some day. But in short there are a couple of scenes in here that are just a bit too intense and graphic (I don’t even want them “in my head”). If I had an entire day to import the movie into a fast multimedia editing computer I could take out the parts and the story would be completely in tact. My First Romance
I will have to review this later. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants One of the excerpts that I read of this movie said “Bridget, the soccer player, does manage to seduce the coach, and though he resists at first, finally gives in to his sexy, young pursuer. Afterwards, though, Bridget is devastated and depressed, and she tells her friends that premarital sex left her feeling incomplete, rather than healed.” This is actually one of the problems of movies that are marketed as wholesome or even worse marketed as “christian”. The idea of avoiding premarital sex ‘because’ it leaves you feeling incomplete is totally not something that Christ taught. … If the motivation for living a Godly life isn’t ‘because’ you understand the love that God has given you by the pouring out of the life of his son Jesus, then it is ‘not’ “Christian”. Resources you can use in the future
*to help you decide what movies you can both enjoy and ’should’ watch. http://www.crosswalk.com/movies/ http://www.crosswalk.com/movies/archives/ http://blog.beliefnet.com/moviemom/ http://www.christiancolleges.com/blog/2009/100-all-time-best-movies-for-christians/ http://www.christiankindred.com/2009/06/how-does-a-christian-decide-which-movies-to-watch/ http://www.beliefnet.com/Entertainment/Movies/2008/09/Top-20-Inspirational-Sports-Movies.aspx Read more >> Options >>

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Television

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Midnight Plowboy (1971)

 

 

Cow-lovin’ country boy Junior decides to see the big city sights of Hollywood despite having the IQ of a feeding trough. Mistaking a brothel for a boarding house, our midnight plowboy is soon driving a whorehouse on wheels, outsmarting a rival pimp, and falling in love with the beguiling Debbie Osborne. It’s a barnyard blast when these country hicks meet city chicks

Lang: English

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Comedy

  • House
  • Van
  • Prostitute
  • Sex
  • Male Female Relationship
  • Underwear
  • Pubic Hair
  • Cunnilingus
  • Desire
  • Backseat
  • Prostitution
  • Female Rear Nudity
  • Car
  • Grindhouse
  • Foolishness
  • Brothel
  • Erotica
  • Yacht
  • Female Nudity
  • Dress
  • Sexploitation
  • Redhead
  • Hippie
  • Sex Orgy
  • Sex In Car
  • Sex Outside
  • Nipples
  • Bed
  • Cult Comedy
  • Brassiere
  • Bra
  • Attraction
  • Stripping
  • Sexual Attraction
  • Breasts
  • Brunette
  • Stupidity
  • Bedroom
  • Blanket
  • Panties
  • Vagina
  • Oral Sex
  • Licking
  • Sex Comedy
  • Mobster
  • Sensuality
  • Interracial Sex
  • Nudity
  • Road
  • Blonde
  • Male Nudity
  • Black Woman
  • Living Room
  • Psychotronic
  • Room
  • Brothel Madame
  • Male Frontal Nudity
  • Orgy
  • Cult Favorite
  • Sexual Desire
  • Outdoor Sex
  • Female Frontal Nudity
  • Erotic 70s
  • Bikini
  • Shirt
  • Fellatio
  • Fondling
  • Blow Job
  • Leg Spreading

 

 

Monday, October 26, 2009

whaddya do when HE withholds sex?

I gotta tell ya, I haven’t met many guys who do this. In fact, try as I might, I can only think of one. Well…one that I was actually have sex with. Now, I can name 2. Only this second one isn’t my lover (praise the gods!); he’s just someone I know who tells me his junk. Much to my dismay. I know. I could tell him to NOT share this stuff. But the deal is I know he’s got nobody else to tell it to and I feel bad for the guy. He’s such a miserable dude and seems to have no clue as to why he’s so miserable. Ya’d think that by his age (mid-50s) he’d know a few things about himself. I guess there’s just no tellin’ about some people, huh?

So yea. I listen to him talk about his junk and he shares wayyyyy too much information sometimes. Depending on the mood I happen to be in, I’ll either take it all in stride or wait patiently as he ’shares’ (actually, “whine” is much more appropriate. You’d think the guy was a little girl the way he whines), while I silently chant a mantra in my head so as not to shoot him. Mostly the latter.

More recently he’s been bragging about how he’s witholding sex from this much younger chiquita who he says makes him want to eat cyanide. Why he continues to see her is beyond me. Every time he does, he spends the next 3 days bitchin’ about how she makes him nutso and all the reasons why. To which I continue to ask: “Well then, why do you keep seeing her?”

Of course he has no real answer. Or if he does, he doesn’t share that part. I know why he does it. But he seems to be in complete denial (and utter fantasy) about the whole twisted relationship. He keeps going over there and then complaining about how awful it is when he’s with her. So his latest thing is that he’s withholding sex; and taking great pleasure in this. Now, first thing that strikes me as retardo is that the only reason he started up with this gal was to get laid. Period. Or so he says. And for whatever twisted reasons of her own, she actually participates. I dunno. Maybe they’re both in the same ’space’ right now. Whatever. She’s doin’ the deed whenever he wants. Except that now he seems to think that this withholding thing is giving him some kind of edge. He goes on and on about how she wants to and he won’t and now she’s calling him a zillion times a day. Which, he says, drives him even more nuts cuz he can’t stand the sound of her voice. My God! What is wrong with this man?

So I got to thinking about that period of my life when my lover did this to me. It was a long time ago, so I had to really do some research. Which is to say, I broke out the old journals to see how I was feeling about it while it was happening. And what I did about it to find some resolution. And how that all worked for me.

Turns out, it didn’t. Turns out he was withholding from me because he was getting it elsewhere. He was doing that because he was pissed at me. He figured it was the best way to get back at me for whatever it was I was doing (I still have no idea. He never did tell me why). Because I was so sexually ‘charged’, he knew it would make me crazy and he was right. It did. For a while. My attention span isn’t that big (or is that ‘long’) so it didn’t take long before I got bored with the whole game and just decided to cut him loose. It wasn’t about the sex. It was about the game. I got tired of playing. I got totally bored. I figured out that this was going nowhere. Ta-ta, Mr. Man. Gotta go. SeeYa Bye.

That was my answer to the witholding thing. Now I’m listening to this other bonehead and wondering what his motivations are and why she’s putting up with it. I’m also wondering why I even give a rip. (this is the biggest part of my wondering, which is why I’m puttin’ it out there…so I can cut it loose and STOP with all this stupid crap.) I gotta believe that people do this, both guys and gals, because of some power trip. Based on this theory, then it stands to reason that they think sex is the only source of power they have. The fact that they even need to exercise power in a relationship is even more disturbing, doncha think? What IS that?

Whaddya think? Got a story? Want to share it?

Oh boy. Doesn’t that sound fun?

An Open Letter Regarding Being A Girl

Dear Male Species,

PMS is real! Every month, before our cycle actually begins, us ladies experience PRE-Menstrual Syndrome*.. it may be 2 days before.. or it may be 2 weeks before.. but trust me, it exists..

We get cravings for foods just like pregnant women do.. stuff we haven’t eaten in years like stuffed shells and fresh garlic bread are suddenly the only thing we can think about.. We can and will eat anything we can get our hands on.. Why!? Our metabolism speeds up during this time, so we take advantage of it..

We DO have mood swings.. one minute we will be cool as cucumber in ranch dressing and the next minute we are going off because you sprayed too much Drakkar Noir.. we aren’t mad for no reason yes we are our hormones are just on overdrive.. we usually don’t understand where these mood swings come from.. YES.. they take us by as much surprise as they take you.. why does this happen!? Because our hormones are battling inside or something scientific like that (hey, I’m not WebMD buddy!)

We cry and don’t know why.. seriously.. when we bust out crying because we ran out of orange juice.. it’s real.. we are upset.. but we don’t know why we are THAT upset.. so when you say “boo, why you cryin?” and we say “I DON’T KNOW”.. wipe that stupid look off your face, wrap your arms around us and rub our damn backs until we stop.. is that so hard!?

We HATE it when you dismiss our emotional issues as “you just on yo period” or “you just PMS’in” NEGRO IS YOU CRAZY!??! DO NOT EVER SAY THIS TO A WOMAN!! You are devaluing and negating her very real emotions and upsetting her already retarded hormonal balance.. Just because the hormones makes a woman cry at the drop of a hat does not mean that her emotions should be brushed off.. DO NOT SAY THIS EVER AGAIN..

We don’t know how to control ANYTHING!! Don’t ask me any questions, do not try to get me to make decisions, hell just leave me ALONE!! PMS and the cycle are devastating weeks in a woman’s life.. we feel fat, we have cramps, we break out, we eat everything, we are emotional and then you wanna pop in talkin about “what you want for dinner”?! TAKE YO ASS IN THE KITCHEN AND COOK SOMETHING..

We really want to have sex.. it is probably because the point of the cycle is to get preggo at some point.. so when that time of the month comes around we want to have sex.. and we want it BAD.. if you deny.. prepare to be denied once the cycle ends in 2 weeks..

Lastly, we expect you to succumb to our EVERY wish.. Yes, I want you to go to the grocery store and pick me up a can of cinnamon rolls.. the kind with Cinnabon frosting.. Yes, I will be upset if they don’t have Cinnabon frosting because that is what I had a taste for all day.. Why do I want you to go to the store for me? Because I just do.. Yes, I would appreciate you bringing me midol because if I move these cramps will take over.. and if I have to get up.. it will be hell for you the rest of this week..

Fellas, do you understand?! Okay, let me reiterate.. PMS IS REAL, DON’T F WITH US, DO WHAT WE SAY AND YOU’LL GET SOME NEXT WEEK.

Sincerely,

m. lauren – Not PMS’ing but don’t try me anyway..

p.s. we don’t ask you to buy us tampons because we really want you to because you probably won’t get the right ones, we just want to see if you will do it.. okay I actually want you to

*these are generalizations mostly based off of myself and friends..

Other things men don’t freakin understand.. here

Friday, October 23, 2009

Peep Show author interview with Jennifer Peters


Jennifer Peters

How did you come up with the idea for your story, “People in Glass Hotels,” in Peep Show?

Like my main character in “People in Glass Hotels,” I got the idea by watching Samantha Brown’s Passport to Europe on The Travel Channel. I was planning a trip to Germany—which I have yet to take—and the host of the show was visiting Berlin. The hotel she stayed in, the Velvet Hotel, had floor-to-ceiling windows, and the first thing I thought when I saw it was, “Wow, that’s an exhibitionist’s dream!”

Did the story change as you were writing it from your original conception of it?

Aside from the hotel, I didn’t really have a vision for the story beforehand. When I sat down to write it, I just started typing and let it go wherever it needed. By the time I reached the end, the only thing I knew had happened was that my couple had had sex in the hotel window; I had to go back and read it to find out the finer details of the story.

What’s your favorite line or paragraph from your story?

“Other times, I’d sit down at the computer with my vibrator and let it buzz deep inside my aching cunt while I looked at the hotel’s website, the exterior photos exciting me more than any of the real porn my husband liked to bring home.”

Is your Peep Show story similar to or different from your usual erotic writing style?

Since I spend most of my time writing and editing for adult magazines, my story for Peep Show was much less porny than my usual style.

What do you think is sexy about exhibitionism and/or voyeurism?

There’s something innately erotic about watching and being watched. Not just during intimate moments, but during even the most mundane minutes. Having someone look on as you eat lunch, read a book, pay for a purchase, it makes you wonder what they’re thinking and if those thoughts are dirty. And as the watcher, it’s easy to find ways to eroticize your subject’s every move. Especially if you don’t know the person, it’s exciting to imagine them in a new situation—or have them imagining you in that same position.

If you care to answer, are you more of a voyeur, exhibitionist, or neither? Do you think there’s something inherently exhibitionistic about writing, especially writing erotica?

I’m definitely more of a voyeur, but not just in the erotic sense; I’m a big fan of people-watching, and I love trying to guess who people are, what they do, where they’re going.

Writing erotica can be exhibitionistic if you let it, but for the most part my writing is entirely fictional—or based on someone else—so it doesn’t feel like exhibitionism. But on the occasion that there is a tinge of truth in my stories, I do feel incredibly exposed and can’t help looking around wondering if my editors know that a part of me is in the piece.

What are you working on next?

Most of my writing time is devoted to the family of Penthouse magazines and websites, where I’ve been for almost four years. Outside of that, I have no idea what’s going to happen next.

Hear Jennifer Peters read from “People in Glass Hotels” on Thursday, November 19th, 8-10 pm at In The Flesh Reading Series, Happy Ending Lounge, 302 Broome Street, NYC. Free, 21+, with 300 free cupcakes, click here for full details.

Below is an excerpt from “People in Glass Hotels” by Jennifer Peters. To read the whole story, check out Peep Show: Erotic Tales of Voyeurs and Exhibitionists. Read excerpts from all 18 stories in Peep Show by clicking here.

Felix made the next move, and before I could look away from the glass, he’d pushed me up against it. My breasts were flattened against the cool, smooth surface, and when I looked down, I could see several people looking back up at meæor at least I told myself they were all looking at me; it was hard to tell which window had captured their attention, and I was a bit distracted. I sighed as I stared down at them, and then Felix was pressing his body against mine, his stiff dick nestling between my asscheeks as he kissed my neck and ran his hands up and down my body, eventually wrapping his arms around me and letting his hands wander down toward my pussy. When a finger brushed my wet pussy lips, I moaned and pressed my forehead against the window, my eyes closed tight. When I opened them, however, there were still people staring up at me. And this time I was sure it was me they were watching, because the handful of people from a minute earlier were still there and were now joined by others, some of them pointing up at the window.

“They’re watching us,” I breathlessly told Felix, and he mumbled something in my ear that sounded a lot like, “No, they’re watching you,” though his voice was so rough with passion that it was hard to make out his exact words.