A snow day and the holidays have given the Crone a chance to reunite with her one true love–daytime television.
Sitting knitting yesterday in front of Dr Oz, the Crone was intrigued to hear that people who DON’T have a television in their bedrooms have twice as much sex as people who do. The Crone thought about this carefully, pondering it as she purled. After careful analysis, she concluded that removing the flat screen would not, by itself, be enought to generate romantic results in her nun-like crib. The telly gets to stay.
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